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Sha'alavim 

A place you send your son to have a slight glimpse of hell. Its the kind of place parents send their kids to teach them to appreciate real food and a normal bed.

Every time you see a Sha'alavim, you'll want to kill yourself, or just rethink life. Normally, the days are 14 fucking hours of learning, then you get to have Netspark, and you can't even watch gay porn. (It fucking sucks).
Be careful kids, don't try Sha'alavim. Sha'alavim Kills.
Boy #1: "Man, i wish i was depressed like all the cool kids."
Boy #2: "You should go to Sha'alavim, i heard they treat their students like shit!"
Boy #3: "The food is 10/10."
Boy#4: "Shut the fuck up."
Boy #1: "I think ill go there."
Boy #6: "But just remember, you won't have access to gay porn anymore."
Boy #2: "That's ok, there will be plenty of guys there to help me out."
Sha'alavim by Depressionisthebestway December 20, 2019
Related Words
The process of genital fondling of infants to produce an erection, followed by the destruction of the prepuce (foreskin).

Latin ablatio (removal, taking away)

related: ablation
The surgical removal of body tissue.

related: ablatio penis, the destruction of the penis
For men circumcised in infancy, their first experience with someone fondling their genitals was ablatio.

The doctor enjoyed performing ablatio on infant boys.

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Ablatio by Edgar DeCoq September 20, 2011

Sha'alavim 

A place you send your son to have a slight glimpse of hell. Its the kind of place parents send their kids to teach them to appreciate real food and a normal bed.

Every time you see a Sha'alavim, you'll want to kill yourself, or just rethink life. Normally, the days are 14 fucking hours of learning, then you get to have Netspark, and you can't even watch gay porn. (It fucking sucks).
Be careful kids, don't try Sha'alavim. Sha'alavim Kills.
Boy #1: "Man, i wish i was depressed like all the cool kids."
Boy #2: "You should go to Sha'alavim, i heard they treat their students like shit!"
Boy #3: "The food is 10/10."
Boy#4: "Shut the fuck up."
Boy #1: "I think ill go there."
Boy #6: "But just remember, you won't have access to gay porn anymore."
Boy #2: "That's ok, there will be plenty of guys there to help me out."
Sha'alavim by Depressionisthebestway December 19, 2019

Ablasian 

A person of mixed Asian and Black ethnicity.
Did you know that Tiger Woods is an Ablasian??
Ablasian by Sheppyleigh February 4, 2009
Aalavi means an intellectual man who has very high standards, but still loves to care and share with others in need.
When Bill Gates Donates He Is Such a Aalavi
Aalavi by Parahi Waters Rakhokhani November 13, 2017
A distressed state of mind one usually finds themselves in when undergoing an intense interrogation.
His gave off a distressed look of ablation when questioned.
Ablation by Manayz July 5, 2021