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Sha'alavim 

A place you send your son to have a slight glimpse of hell. Its the kind of place parents send their kids to teach them to appreciate real food and a normal bed.

Every time you see a Sha'alavim, you'll want to kill yourself, or just rethink life. Normally, the days are 14 fucking hours of learning, then you get to have Netspark, and you can't even watch gay porn. (It fucking sucks).
Be careful kids, don't try Sha'alavim. Sha'alavim Kills.
Boy #1: "Man, i wish i was depressed like all the cool kids."
Boy #2: "You should go to Sha'alavim, i heard they treat their students like shit!"
Boy #3: "The food is 10/10."
Boy#4: "Shut the fuck up."
Boy #1: "I think ill go there."
Boy #6: "But just remember, you won't have access to gay porn anymore."
Boy #2: "That's ok, there will be plenty of guys there to help me out."
Sha'alavim by Depressionisthebestway December 20, 2019
Related Words
Aalavi alavi Aalaina aalani aalivia Aalyvia Aanavi aaladia aalaijah Aalaiyah

Sha'alavim 

A place you send your son to have a slight glimpse of hell. Its the kind of place parents send their kids to teach them to appreciate real food and a normal bed.

Every time you see a Sha'alavim, you'll want to kill yourself, or just rethink life. Normally, the days are 14 fucking hours of learning, then you get to have Netspark, and you can't even watch gay porn. (It fucking sucks).
Be careful kids, don't try Sha'alavim. Sha'alavim Kills.
Boy #1: "Man, i wish i was depressed like all the cool kids."
Boy #2: "You should go to Sha'alavim, i heard they treat their students like shit!"
Boy #3: "The food is 10/10."
Boy#4: "Shut the fuck up."
Boy #1: "I think ill go there."
Boy #6: "But just remember, you won't have access to gay porn anymore."
Boy #2: "That's ok, there will be plenty of guys there to help me out."
Sha'alavim by Depressionisthebestway December 19, 2019
A sweet girl that's a bit harsh when with friends. She teases but only because she's friends or best friends with the person she's teasing. She understands almost anything and loves pranking people. She's not one to backstab her friends, she's very trustworthy and honest. Very very honest..
Bully: Dat gurl ugly
Aalani: You just call mah fren ugly!?
Bully: AAAAAAA
Aalani by Eliiiise May 20, 2018
A beautiful African name. With melanated skin that shines as bright as the sun. Hair as fluffed out as the clouds. Smile that lights up the room; a smile that would leave a print on you forever. Once you come across Ablavi, she’ll be the girl you will never forget.
Did you see Ablavi? Can’t get enough of her
Mhmm, Ablavi is something else
Ablavi by Fairykinks November 21, 2021
Very pretty lady classy and nice never mean hates drama has lot of bae dating her even thought sh doesn't know she doesn't get along with her sibling and thinks their all crazy she is really pretty and don't mess with her bad side.
I want a Aalivia.
aalivia by Stephanield October 9, 2016
She got a huge attitude. She is one of the most goofiest people you will ever meet. She has curly hair. She hides bad things she doesn't like to talk about. She gets aggravated pretty easily and is always ready to fight somebody especially when it comes to her closest friends. She doesn't like fake people. She has an average height an an unusual name. Many say she can get on their nerves and its true. When it comes to her boyfriend she’ll love the hell out of him.
Aalyvia gets on my nerves
Aalyvia by that_one.girl April 26, 2019