Abheet is the coolest kid you know. He’s funny, smart, and caring. You can tell him anything without fear of getting judged. If you ever want to vent he’s someone you know you can turn to. Although sometimes he puts himself down or says bad things about himself, none of it is true. Abheet is the best friend you could ask for and anyone who knows him is extremely lucky.
John: “He really stayed up all night to give you advice?”
Abheet is the coolest kid you know. He’s funny, smart, and caring. You can tell him anything without fear of getting judged. If you ever want to vent he’s someone you know you can turn to. Although sometimes he puts himself down or says bad things about himself, none of it is true. Abheet is the best friend you could ask for and anyone who knows him is extremely lucky.
John: “He really stayed up all night to give you advice?”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!