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Abby’s 

A place where the pizza is so good you’ll never want to eat anything else ever again. It’s pizza from the gods.
I’m going to Abby’s today I can’t get enough of Abby’s
Abby’s by catssos February 9, 2022
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Abby S. is a slut! A girl that likes the teachers just to get attention. Isn't smart and is okay looking, boys like her because she has boobs. She is usually brunette with wavy hair! Do not trust an Abby S. unless you are a true friend to her. Abby S.'s have friends that are bitches and sluts as well. They usually steal boys that other girls like.
Boy 1: Do you see that girl crying?
Boy 2: Yea her boyfriend just got stolen!
Boy 1: Must have been an Abby S.
Abby S. by <3 IS ALL YOU NEED!! October 14, 2012

Abby's Hand Job Hand 

A hand job that is excruciatingly painful and is always given by an elegant girl. Often, the girl mistakes the male's squirms and cries of pain to be of pleasure. As a result, the girl's hands squeeze tighter. In origins, the ancient Mesopotamian name "Abby," was given to those of great power and beauty.
Derek: ahhh....ughhh....aaGGHHGHHH!

Abby: Harder? Okay!

Derek: ..ARRGGGNNNNHNLARIFAFIAFIIGGHHH..AHHH! AHHHGGHH ABBY'S HAND JOB HAND!! AGHHHHHHH!

Abby: What? Use both hands?

Derek: RAHGAHGHRGRHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHAGH!

Abby's words 

Neatly/carefully packaged, highly combustible ideas that tend to unpack themselves like exploding Russian dolls, or... handgrenades of hilarity.
Abby's words are the gift that keeps on giving.

abby scuito

The eccentric, goth lab tech in US crime drama NCIS. Has an almost father-daughter like relationship with team leader Gibbs. She was very friendly with NCIS agent Caitlin "Kate" Todd and was distraught when she was killed while on a scene. She has also dated agent Timothy McGee She is a goth and has numerous piercings and tattoos. Was the hearing child for her deaf parents and likes to play her music LOUD, which is often heard in the lab. She gets through her shifts aided by her favourite energy drink, Caff-Pow.
Abby Scuito is played by Pauley Perrete, who has starred in many other US dramas, such as CSI:Crime Scene Investigation
abby scuito by NCISfreak December 14, 2008

Abby-style 

Verb: To kill a bug by dropping a copy of National Geographic on it and simply leaving it there. After performing this, the subject should say 'sorry _______' filling in the blank with the appropriate species.
Abby noticed the cricket in her room, quickly grabbed a copy of National Geographic, and dropped it upon the hopping invader, killing it Abby-style. After this, she said 'sorry cricket' and went back to her business.
Abby-style by DemNederlands June 30, 2011

abby sloan 

a beautiful girl who usually goes unnoticed but leads a small group of friends. her beauty is usually on both inside and out. she loves to help other people and has a beautiful voice. girls like abby sloan go far in life
i know that voice anywhere that must be abby sloan
abby sloan by jon44510 October 31, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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