most awe·some per·son
(mohst aw-suhm pur-suhn)
– pseudo adjective/noun
1. Chuck Norris Bows Down to This Person
2. Hot opposite sex member
3. Writer of this definition 4. Slang: Friend that gives you stuff (gum, food, games, etc.)
I am the most awesome person. Chuck Norris has high standards, he only bows to God.
The one exception is the most awesome person in the world.
He/She is the most awesome person ever.
When you suffer from A.P.S. you are an innocent soul, free of sin and constantly invited to parties. Friends and family make appointments weeks in advance for you to grace them with your presence.
(1) Do you want to hang out some time? - Sure! How about in a fortnight? You know how it is, A.P.S. and all that.
(2) Do you ever feel guilty? - No, I suffer from A.P.S. Awesome Personality Syndrome
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.