When you suffer from A.P.S. you are an
innocent soul, free of sin and constantly invited to parties. Friends and family
make appointments weeks in advance for you to
grace them with your presence.
(1) Do you want to hang out some
time? - Sure! How about in a fortnight? You know how it is, A.P.S. and all that.
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2) Do you ever feel guilty? - No, I suffer from A.P.S. Awesome
Personality Syndrome