A modern day slave. A person who does all of his/her spaz-attack boss’ dirty work.
When receiving orders simply smiles and says “Yes sir,” “Yes ma’m,” and “not a problem, I’ll get started on it right away,” but really would like to say “you want me to do what?,” “are you freak'n kidding me, can't you see I’m still working on the last “project” you gave me?,” and “why the hell can’t you do that yourself.”
When turning in work says “it was my pleasure,” “not a problem,” and “let me know if there is anything else I can do for you,” but would really like to say “here’s the shit you wanted,” “next time get it yourself,” and “if you come into my office one more time…”
When receiving orders simply smiles and says “Yes sir,” “Yes ma’m,” and “not a problem, I’ll get started on it right away,” but really would like to say “you want me to do what?,” “are you freak'n kidding me, can't you see I’m still working on the last “project” you gave me?,” and “why the hell can’t you do that yourself.”
When turning in work says “it was my pleasure,” “not a problem,” and “let me know if there is anything else I can do for you,” but would really like to say “here’s the shit you wanted,” “next time get it yourself,” and “if you come into my office one more time…”
Boss to assistant: I need you to do W, Y and Z now.
Assistant: "Yes sir/ma'm, right away master. Would you like to me to polish your ass while I'm at it?"
Assistant: "Yes sir/ma'm, right away master. Would you like to me to polish your ass while I'm at it?"
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Get the assistant mug.A modern day slave. A person who has no life of their own and insist on serving others like a cheap whore with no backbone. Some whores are more expensive then others but still all of them lack backbones. A position for employment that requires little to no dignity.
While wiping my ass, my assistant went upwards and not down so I bitch slapped my assistant. Moses freed many assistants from Egypt then parted the Red Sea.
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not to be confused with ASSISTANT REGIONAL MANAGER
not to be confused with ASSISTANT REGIONAL MANAGER
dwight "Assistant the Regional Manager"
michael "no,it's Assistant TO the Regional Manager"
dwight "its the same thing"
michael "no, its lower"
michael "no,it's Assistant TO the Regional Manager"
dwight "its the same thing"
michael "no, its lower"
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The Assistant Principal is inept at proving his point.
The Assistant Principal's job is to try to find something to suspend you for
The Assistant Principal's sole purpose is to administrate whereas the Principal's sole purpose is to represent
The Assistant Principal's job is to try to find something to suspend you for
The Assistant Principal's sole purpose is to administrate whereas the Principal's sole purpose is to represent
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