Ass Reaper

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A God of the Prostate
Ever see the brown stuff smeared all over the walls in that one Seven-Eleven bathroom? He was there...
Ever seen a toilet shattered to the point of unrecognition? He was there...
Ever seen a clog that can't be flushed, like one that is as tall as the toilet tank? He was there...
Ever late to work because of a sudden need to poo? He is there...
Ever late to class because all of the toilet paper is gone in the stall? He was there...
Don't challenge the one who reaps, because he always wins.

Boss: WHY WERE YOU LATE AGAIN?!

Worker: Man I had the nastiest shits today, all I had was an AMPM burrito.

Boss: Oh.. The Ass Reaper has strucketh once again!

Ass Reaper by Worcestersh1re December 2, 2022

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ASS REAPER

ASS REAPER is a custom name for the MAG-7 in CS:GO. Many think, the MAG-7 is a trash weapon, but if you can handle it, it becomes an ASS REAPER

"dude, how did you do that ace!?"
"i used the ASS REAPER"
"no wonders you clutched, dude!"

ASS REAPER by Dudi Bumm's brother August 16, 2023

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ass raper

1)somebody who beats the shit out of someone
2)someone literally penetrating someones ass without proper preposal and acception from the ass rapee

wtf david way is a ass raper, he ass raped himself and countless others!

ass raper by s0merand0meguy January 23, 2008

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Raging ass raper in the shitter

A guy who pulls out the toilet in your house while your not home and puts in a fake toilet so that he can fit inside it. Later when you go to tke a shit, he rapes you anally and ragingly.

Husband: WHO THE FUCK IS INSIDE MY GOD DAMN TOILET?!
Wife: Oh, that's just a raging ass raper in the shitter.

Raging ass raper in the shitter by t-niggs432 October 18, 2006

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ass reamer

getting your ass chewed out.

sarah knew she was getting an ass reaming before she even went to work.

ass reamer by bast981 August 3, 2003

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Raging ass raper in the shitter

In World 2 of the game Inselkampf Axthrower is the raging ass raper in the shitter

Axthrower: Its raging ass raper in the shitter time
Indole: Its what?!
Axthrower: Rape Rape Rape

Raging ass raper in the shitter by yeah I did it3333333 November 6, 2010

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ass reamer

a gay horny male who likes to either do or get done in the ass...

matt is an ass reamer, he raped trina with a pencil in p.e. class

ass reamer by watchata! November 18, 2003

Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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