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ass floss 

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Ass floss is a skinny white guy in prison used as a cleaning tool.
Ass floss is when a skinny white guy is held captive as a tool for cleaning the cum out of a tosser salads ass.
ass floss by Rbomb04 June 14, 2014
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Ass Floss 

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An article of clothing known as the "G String" or "Thong" Typically worn by both men and women to cover the genital area and passes through to the buttocks.
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"Look at that girl over there, Can you believe she's wearing assfloss? what a slut!"
Ass Floss by creepypastasketti August 21, 2017
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ass floss 

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A thin towel rope that slides between the crack(s).
My anus has fecal buildup. I should use an ass floss to clean it out.
ass floss by 'Ass~~~Floss' October 6, 2015
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Ass floss 

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The definition of a thong.
"Gahhh I can't get my ass floss out!"
Ass floss by Squee3 January 10, 2019
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Daisy Dukes Ass Floss 

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When The Daisy Dukes You Are Wearing Ride up Ur Ass Crack
EW She's Got The Daisy Dukes Ass Floss Goin On!
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floss your ass

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the act of wiping your ass by taking a towel and pulling it back and forth through your legs and asscrack
yo your ass stank, go floss your ass
floss your ass by Scooopy poop woooty January 12, 2019
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