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As Soon As Possible As Fuck

You need to get this done ASAPAF

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asaparentsis

The disease of having Asian Parents; specifically, inflammation of the brain.

I needed something stronger than painkillers for my type 3 asaparentsis.

asaparentsis by Leon Polvik October 10, 2018

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ASAPAF • Afapafa • asapalis • Asapalioniconoconoconiosis • asapamundo • asaparentsis • Asaparoony • asapata • AsapFruitty • asa paret

Afapafa

A name you would use for someone who has betrayed another.

John: where's David?
Mike: David? Oh, he's an afapafa

Afapafa by PlanetDusk November 28, 2019

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asapamundo

As soon as possible - But sooner

Get here asapamundo!

asapamundo by HTCgirl August 30, 2009

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asapalis

Asapalis meaning A.S.A.P As Soon As Possible

I gotta come up on dis money asapalis ya heard

asapalis by Jahneah October 23, 2006

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Asaparoony

As soon as possible

Catch up asaparoony dude!

Asaparoony by Bb cx April 25, 2020

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AsapFruitty

Probably the best pro gamer out there

AsapFruitty is CRACKED!!!

AsapFruitty by jo mama mama May 23, 2021

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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