As a bitch

A unit of measurement that is usually on the larger side. Can also be abbreviated “asab”

1. I’m mad as a bitch.
2. This food is good as a bitch.
3. She’s running slow as a bitch.
4. I’m sleepy as a bitch.

As a bitch by whitdawggg June 10, 2018

As a bitch

Good or bad referring to the bitch yous thinkin of at that time

This shit good as a bitch
That hoe ratchet as a bitch

As a bitch by Hannah funny as a bitch January 19, 2018

As a bitch

Good or bad referring to the bitch yous thinkin of at that time

This shit good As a Bitch

As a bitch by Hannah funny as a bitch January 19, 2018

high as a bitch 

To heavily be under the influence of marijuana that all you can say is you are indeed high as a bitch. This is usually pared with squinting of the eyes and excessive consumption of junk food. Not to be confused with the similar yet different high as fuck

Guy number 1. “Dog, I’m straight up high as a bitch”

Guy number 2. “I know fam, you’ve said that 3 times in the last 25 minutes”

Guy number 1. “My bad bro, you know how I get when I’m high as a bitch”

Guy number 2. “4 times...”

high as a bitch by Unlimitedpower April 30, 2019

chopped as a bitch 

being really fucking high

He's chopped as a bitch!

chopped as a bitch by poison13 February 18, 2010

bogus as a bitch

A female that is acting out of pocket, not staying in her own lane, acting brand new

Damn yo Kassidy is bogus as a bitch right now!

bogus as a bitch by DirtyPinto September 1, 2022

Good as a bitch 

When something is really good. Can be used to describe anything but your significant other.

Timmy: Thanks mom! This food is good as a bitch!

Good as a bitch by MrBitchiloid September 19, 2022