Noun: A person marked by apasexuality (a lack of significant interest in sex, not necessarily to the point of asexuality).
Adjective: Being apathetic regarding sex, usually lacking sufficient interest to bother categorizing one's self when in doubt of one's precise orientation.
"I don't know exactly where I am on the heterosexual-homosexual scale; I'm just too apasexual to care much."
An electronic music producer from Brussels, now living in Canada. He is best known for his songs that are a blend of classical music and EDM. Also known for working with artists like Tech N9ne, Instasamka, Wifisfuneral, and Yizzy on his most recent album, Renaissance.
Person 1: Aye, did you hear that song Green Crack on Apashe's album?
"Wow, did you see what that kid has been bringing for lunch? Yesterday it was fettuccine Alfredo, today it's lasagna; if she brings spaghetti tomorrow, she'll trigger the apastalypse!"
Apasha is the name of one of the bestpeople you’ll ever meet. She makes mistakes, just as anyone would, but she tries so hard to make everyone around her happy. Apasha will make sure her friends feel heard, and appreciated. Apasha is so careful at how the world sees her, and when it comes to planning surprises to make someone happy, she’s the girl to do it. She is charming and funny and a good friend, and though she may deny it, very, very smart.
Person 1: Where are people getting all those cookies?
Person 2: oh, Apasha. She wanted to make everyone around her smile today.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.