twistedmynd's definitions

apastalypse

Like an apocalypse, except it's all about pasta.

"Wow, did you see what that kid has been bringing for lunch? Yesterday it was fettuccine Alfredo, today it's lasagna; if she brings spaghetti tomorrow, she'll trigger the apastalypse!"

by twistedmynd September 10, 2014

Chexting

When one cheats on a significant other using text-messaging.

"I'm pretty sure that I caught Brad chexting on Jennifer with Angelina- they sent winking emojis to each other!"

by twistedmynd December 14, 2016