ALF(S)

Annoying Loser Fuck(s)

“Dude you are an ALF”

“Those dudes were ALF(S)”

by PupaPupa March 27, 2021

Alf's Hit Talk Show

The lamest thing since Alf's Original Talk Show. An alien/puppet character named Alf interviews B Class celebrities. See curbstomp.

I'd like to curbstomp Alf.

by Lavos October 25, 2004

alfs

Gum Disease. You can tell when a person has alfs, because their gums are in such diseased condition that when they smile, pus runs down their teeth.

Man 1 : dude, Sally looks like she never brushes her teeth.
Man 2 : You got that right, the girl has Alfs disease. Anyone who kisses her is gonna get a mouth full of pus.

by gum rot October 22, 2007