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A gang where we burn shit and fuck your dog.
Fuck you im in the AJK bitch.
AJK by Ajk_GangShit February 23, 2019
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Stanley (AJK)

Fattest kid in skl ❌🧢 dis yute gets bullied On a daily and he’s hangin out with dat lanky unrated year 11 with the Black primark hoodie , he’s the reason why there are no burgers left on tuesday, takes up 2 spaces in the line, and flicks paper and beats the desk with his pen like his marj beat him
Wallahi his new coat looks like some1 busted a fat one all over him
Person 1Stanley (AJK) fat ahliee”
Person 2 “wallahi he ate all da food?”
Stanley (AJK) by OPPBLOCKBASHA11 December 17, 2019

pulled a jk rowling 

1. An feeble attempt made by story or character writers to renew interest in a dying media franchise by giving a character an uninteresting or useless trait which adds little no depth to their character, and usually used as a measure to conceal their impending failure or as an effort to bring diversity to a whitewash cast of characters.

Ironically, even though sales were peak for the series during this time, in 2007, Harry Potter writer J.K. Rowling revealed the sexuality of book character Dumbledore as being gay with an ass-pull wizard, receiving some backlash readers and fans alike arguing that she gave no real depth to his character up until the storyboarding of "Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindlewalde"

2. Taking definition 1 and following through with it because you managed to gain or already had enough traction to actually continue your franchise and write a full filling and deep story for such a character.
Example 1.
Guy 1: Bro, did you hear that news about Soldier from Overwatch being gay?
Guy 2: Yeah man, they pulled a fucking JK Rowling because they couldn't save their toxic community and gaming league, or nerf their fucking characters.
Guy 1: I stopped playing after they added that retarded hamster anyway.

Example 2.
Guy 1: Did you watch the last episode of Adventure Time?
Guy 2: Nah, I heard they pulled a JK Rowling by making Princess Bubblegum and Marceline lesbians.
Guy 1: They actually made a decent storyboard with their romance and the aftermath overall in the New seasons.
Guy 2: Alright, might give it a watch.
a home bred half human/half fish with a rather very distinctive & large jaw-line that could dicapitate a fully grown human in one go...

if anyone has frequent contact with this half man/fish please be carefull as they are very adgitated & agressive when called by the name of Ajkula/Jaws & recent discoveries show that it's maiden Human form name is Raso
dude, don't dive in the water i heard there is a ajkula type shark living there...
ajkula by timothy Taylor February 15, 2009

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1. When you try to do asmr on your laptop/computer and fail miserably
2. Your bored out of your mind and just decide to type this instead of doing the 27 assignments due tomorrow.

3. You don't know what to reply so you type this and accidentally send this to the person your texting
There is no correct way to use the "word" fjdkals;jfdksa;fjkds;ajkdfsl;jfdk;ajfdkls;ajdkfsa;jfdkla;jkdsa;jksdl;ajfkdl;ajkfdl;jdkla;jfdkl;a

Ajkun Ballet Theatre 

The Ajkun Ballet Theatre (AKA AjkunBT) was founded in New York in 2000 by a board of directors to support the artistic vision and professional philosophy of Leonard and Dr. Chiara Ajkun.
The 501 c3 not-for profit corporation’s mission statement reads as primary focus to open the avenue of opportunities in the world of dance to emerging artists and primary mission to share the experience of this art form – as interpreted in the work of Leonard and Dr. Chiara Ajkun – with diverse audiences through showcases, residencies and performing arts-education venues and programs.

Today, AjkunBT is an umbrella organization governed by a board of directors, an artistic advisory board and a board of trustees, for five entities incorporated in five countries managing:
AjkunBT fund (introduced in the year 2000)
Trainee programs (introduced in the year 2001)
Ajkun Ballet Theatre company (introduced in the year 2004)
and a variety of performing, educational and international programs.

The Artistic Directors Leonard and Dr Chiara Ajkun co- direct a company of international dancers that epitomize talent and artistic excellence from across the world.
I watched the Ajkun Ballet Theatre perform the Nutcracker in New York

ajkhdkljsahg

Nonsense talk originally used by monkey/human hybrids in the Hexham area of the UK.
"ajkhdkljsahg" spake Peter
"Shut up, monkeyboy" commanded Benters.
ajkhdkljsahg by Spooon March 21, 2005
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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