ABBAZOMBIE

When a person is present in a group but hasn’t said a work in a long period of time.

Holy fuck you’ve been a huge ABBAZOMBIE

by ABBAZOMBIE May 1, 2021

Amazombie

A customer who thinks that all websites should adopt Amazon's sales tactics, such as free 2-day shipping on anything they buy. (Alludes to Amazon brainwashing people into thinking that all websites should offer what they offer).

This Amazombie gave my online store a bad rating because he thinks he shouldn't have to pay for shipping!

by Shopkeeper August 10, 2017

Aberzombie and Bitch

What you turn into about buying from and wearing abercrombie. You turn into a zombie always following trends and a bitch because you think your hot.

Guy 1: Did you see that girl? She was wearing the same thing as all of her friends!
Guy 2: Aberzombie and Bitch I suppose

by KC1012 May 2, 2011

Aberzombie

a person who dresses as if they are a walking mannequin for Abercrombie & Fitch. Known as mostly white males, who travel in packs of 3 or more, who act all cool, talk about girls loudly while walking through the mall, and act more masculine than what they really are.

"I can't stand that guy, he's such an aberzombie."

Also "aberzombied": some young hottie (who just happens to look like he's from an A&F catalog) passes by you and when he smiles and says "hi" to you while passing... it puts you in a trance: you feel "aberzombied".

by Patrick Patterson August 12, 2006

aberzombie

Young men and women or old gay men past 40 years old who in an effort to feel good cool or feel young resort to wearing layer upon layer of tired ass abercrombie clothing.

Don't look now but here comes an aberzombie

by Mike Jeffries March 20, 2004

Aberzombie

A person who habitually shop at Abercrombie & Fitch; this usually starts at a young age and develops to where 90% of the person’s wardrobe comes from Abercrombie & Fitch, the other 10% coming from Hollister.

unaffected girl 1: hey look at that girl she’s completely decked out in Abercrombie clothes.

unaffected girl 2: I know she like an Aberzombie.

by La Vec December 16, 2007

Aberzombie

Nominally a human being, the Aberzombie is easily identifiable by large advertisements worn on its chest and buttox. It tends to come from wealthy stock, drives an SUV and mates exclusively with other Aberzombies. The musical taste of the Aberzombie is limited to bands like Dave Matthews and O.A.R. Its SUV is typically emblazoned with a sticker reading "DMB" so as to communicate its bland taste in music to potential mates. The Aberzombie is not without its natural enemies, however. Most prominent among them are independent thought and a sense of style. The Aberzombie will go to great lengths not to face such horrific ideas, most often by associating only with fellow Aberzombies. In the rare case that it is exposed to outside ideas/free thought, it will utilize its only defense mechanism: complaining that others are envious and simply cannot afford Abercrombie clothing.

Kid Plasterd with Abercrombie clothing:"Hey! Whats up?"Kid:(Mummbles to slef)"Aberzombie..."

by RoboChick May 10, 2009