A.L.M.S. 

Angry Little Man Syndrome. Typically used to describe short, violent outbursts from men of short stature, usually verbal. Usually affects those from age 14-17. First case was reported in Mid-Michigan.

Guy 1. Man, did you hear Drew go off? Nigga's got a severe case of A.L.M.S.!

Guy 2: Yeah, that was the worst flare up I have ever seen!

A.L.M.S. by Tostito September 4, 2007

l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t. 

Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.

Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!

l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t. by WeridGirl101 June 27, 2016

L.A.M.S 

The L.A.M.S are the best and funniest friend group. They define a perfect friend group. They will alwash be there for each other and support each other. This friend group is known for a tight and inseparable bond. Their trust is 100%. You will wanna have a group like the L.A.M.S by they are very hard to find. You are lucky if you have a group like them.

Person: I wanna be just like the L.A.M.S

The L.A.M.S: no homo

L.A.M.S by Stave March 17, 2019

L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F

Lemme suck the soul out of your dick until you nut all over my face😫.

When u wanna be freaky in text “ L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F”

L.M.S.T.S.O.O.Y.D.U.Y.N.A.O.M.F by anonymous March 1, 2021

J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M 

Abbreviated acronym for just fucking kill me or leave me alone I'm tired of you fuckin stalking me

J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M defined as I can see you stalking me so leave me alone or get it over with

J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M by AnnoyedbyBRBS June 10, 2022

I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.L.M.B.A.T.I.W.M.M.S

I Don’t know how to tell you this but I like you but I Know you don’t like me back and that is what’s making me suicidal

a boy: yoo Amanda i got to tell you something
Amanda: what?!
a boy: I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.L.M.B.A.T.I.W.M.M.S

I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.B.I.K.Y.D.L.M.B.A.T.I.W.M.M.S by anitha.rukara February 23, 2021

L.A.M.B.S 

Lazy Ass Mafucking Bitch(s)

LAMBS / L.A.M.B.S - Refers to the least productive denominator co-workers found in white collar jobs:

Bill: "Dude i spent all weekend rewriting this test module and Frank shot it down"
Ted: "Yeah dude.. Frank does nothing but meetings all day. He is SUCH a LAMB!!"

L.A.M.B.S by TerryCowboy November 3, 2018