A.F.T.

Acronym for: AFRICAN FLAP-JACK TITTIES.

Extremely flat, sagging breasts that lay on stomach and slap upper chest while in movement. Typically, simliar to breasts seen on National Geographic African documentaries.

Dude: "Damn, she's got nice cleavage!"
Girl 1: "Yeah, I like my double-D's!"
Girl 2: "Hey, I have A.F.T.'s!"
Dude & Girl 1: "What the fuck are A.F.T's?"
Girl 2: "African Flapjack Titties!"

by Funny Girls September 11, 2006

a.f.t.

to be used in situations where "about fucking time" just won't cut it.

trisha: hey girl, you heard juanita dropped beau's bony ass, whaa?
stefani: girl, a.f.t.

by ryan_toronto July 20, 2009

a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f.

Quote from the Netflix show "Young royals".

Short for:
All the people are fake. They're made out of metal. But I like you. And that is not fake

Why is it always "wyd" and never "a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f."? *cry*

by XYungeloest July 11, 2021

W.W.I.A.F.T.M

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men!

W.W.I.A.F.T.M!
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men!
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by J-$crilla April 16, 2009

A.F.F.T.S

Angel Fallen From the Sky

A compliment to say to someone

"You are such a a.f.f.t.s"

by Word Creator 26 April 10, 2009

N A F T A

it is an acronym for: 'Nother Afternoon Fucking That Ass

Jack:"Jill are you ready for N A F T A?"
Jill: "What's that?"
Jack:'Nother afternoon fuckin that ass!

by aliak January 10, 2008

D.A.F.T.

D.A.F.T. - Dumb Ass Fuck Tards

The people that voted for Rick Scott as the governor of Florida are D.A.F.T.

by OGFett March 7, 2011