A.F.T.

Acronym for: AFRICAN FLAP-JACK TITTIES.

Extremely flat, sagging breasts that lay on stomach and slap upper chest while in movement. Typically, simliar to breasts seen on National Geographic African documentaries.

Dude: "Damn, she's got nice cleavage!"
Girl 1: "Yeah, I like my double-D's!"
Girl 2: "Hey, I have A.F.T.'s!"
Dude & Girl 1: "What the fuck are A.F.T's?"
Girl 2: "African Flapjack Titties!"

by Funny Girls September 10, 2006
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a.f.t.

to be used in situations where "about fucking time" just won't cut it.
trisha: hey girl, you heard juanita dropped beau's bony ass, whaa?
stefani: girl, a.f.t.
by ryan_toronto July 21, 2009
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