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A wife

Hey, you know what else you don't have? I'll give ya a hint ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ–•
A retard "You don't have a wife either!"

Hym "Why would I fuck my sister you freak!? Disgusting!"
by Hym Iam April 16, 2024
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I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!
by Mazza King October 7, 2018
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i have a wife

1) An apology, what man say to woman when he don't want to fuck
2) Porn film franchise, by Naughty America studio
Oh, you are so big and hard. -Sorry, I have a wife.
by dildo777 July 18, 2018
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get a wife

A term a female uses when a man expects her to cook, clean and shut her mouth without having a ring on it.
wuss: "Hey babe, why isn't this dinner hot?!?!"
puss: "Heat that ish up in the microwave or best get a wife!"
wuss: "truth."
by GlazeHer July 2, 2014
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whack a wife day

Day that falls on November 28 and May 17 of every year
Husband walks up to wife and smack and she's like what's that's for husband says it's whack a wife day
by Whack a wife July 19, 2021
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buy a wife

chad: 'fuck you- i don't have a stupid name'
chris:'buy a wife, chaz'
by Gigantic Array of Yetis November 19, 2003
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A wedding never bought a wife.

Taken from Orson Welles' "Moral Indebtedness" column in the October 1943 Issue of Free World.

The use of this phrase, in the context that Mr Welles does, shows an understanding of the idea that many of the results that we hope to be so are not necessarily conducive with, or inherent within our approaches. That a single, extravagant gesture can not denote ownership or credit.

That, which is of real worth, must be earnt through genuine and unwavering efforts of love and determination.
"The extension of this moral argument insists that no man owns anything outrightโ€”since he owns it rent free. A wedding never bought a wife. And the devotion of his child is no manโ€™s for the mere begetting."
by Danglelemon August 21, 2024
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