A Thomas

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A danish word for having your best friend Banging your crush while you are having a shit in the bathroom.

" sec hon, i need to use the bathroom" *suddenly a wild Thomas appeared "Hello, Wanna fuck?"
"Yes please" *Boy entering the room "OMG, you just did a Thomas

A Thomas by Definitely not Axel November 9, 2015

Words you can keep

A Thomas

a daft cunt that cant get more than three kills in apex and doesnt know how to use his ult for shit, unknowingly plays gibralter not knowing hes the shittiest moving hitbox in the game

man Alex is such a thomas he just got killed by a mozambique

A Thomas by m0nagi March 8, 2019

A Thomas Cook

To tilt your Willy up and wee into your mouth on purpose. Not to be confused with the now defunct 2002 Thomas Cook.com airline

I walked in on him and he was giving himself a Thomas Cook whilst watching Futurama.

A Thomas Cook by Gents do mr G ntmb June 29, 2026

run a thomas

when a bunch of guys take turns banging a girl, one after the other after the other...like a train

6 guys wanted to run a thomas on one chick, but she was tired after the second

run a thomas by lubadubdub October 30, 2007

Pulling a Thomas

When you do something anything that people may find irritating, stupid, or gay. This referring to the actions of Thomas Carr.

He ditched us!-Guy 1
There he goes pulling a Thomas again- Guy 2

Pulling a Thomas by Dom1038482039 April 3, 2010

Pulling a Thomas

When a person poisons their body (typically with a spiced banana or some other vomit inducing compound) in order to avoid an event.

Fuck my chem test tomorrow, I'm Pulling a Thomas.

Pulling a Thomas by Skouch March 28, 2018

pulling a Thomas

When you cry for absolutely no reason/a petty reason like a wussy.

Joey keeps pulling a Thomas on me just cause I forgot about his birthday man.

pulling a Thomas by Trumpsdick December 22, 2019

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026