a stroke 

When a program or platform has glitches that either are extreme or impact performance severely. A common example is when Discord's voice servers stop working or it sends messages twice.

Sorry, Discord was having a stroke for a bit there. Everything's good now though.

a stroke by Himitsu Yami February 25, 2021

A stroke and a half 

When something is very extra or takes extra effort.

Wow charlie, that was a stroke and a half to get done.

A stroke and a half by NiqqerCunt November 6, 2018

im having a stroke 

im having a stroke you say when you repletely mess up a word when talking

1: Hey did you know i hate sidpers

2: what
1: spdier
2: you good
1: Im having a stroke
3: r/Ihadasrtoke
3: damn it

im having a stroke by oi bloody cunt April 20, 2021

caught having a stroke 

This is when a guy gets gets caught masturbating.

He was caught having a stroke.

caught having a stroke by Dave- June 29, 2005

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this 

Is a funny comeback when someone comments with broken english on a post

Guy1: guys is the because funny fall he guy fall because have the because
Guy2: godzilla had a stroke trying to read this

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this by Godzillawhomhadastroke April 9, 2022

I had a stroke 

Something that makes so little sense, that it seems like the other person had a stroke.

Grandpa: buh bred tge ckep tgys Youth: r/i had a stroke

I had a stroke by Biscuits, cheese biscuits July 19, 2019

I had a stroke 

When you find something so ridicilous and hard to read that you think the other person had a stroke.

Person1: Everyone: Hajy Me: I dmon

ever: hno m: i kall l
ever: n :me :ever

Person2: I had a stroke trying to read this.

I had a stroke by buddy retard July 21, 2020