A shithole 

A person who’s shitty and never there

“Your dad sounds nice bill”

“Thanks Dave, hey, how’s your dad?”
“My dads a shithole”
“Sorry to hear that”

A shithole by Goats ‘n Goats October 3, 2018

Your shithole's a puddle 

An expression used to compare one person's problems to someone else's.

To make the listener realize he is lucky compared to others.

Your life's a shithole? Well your shithole's a puddle compared to the people starving in Africa every day while you sit at home and get beat by your husband. We both know who has things worse.

Your shithole's a puddle by Christopho: the G.I. Joe November 26, 2010