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A red 

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When you and your friends are hanging out and one gets a Snapchat from someone attractive, but instead of a blue message it's a red a nude pic.
Friend: "Oh shit she just sent me a red"

Friend: "She just texted me back" You: "She send a red yet?"

Friend: "Yeah we been talking for about a week" You: "You gonna tell her/him send a red or what?"
A red by TTGlsd February 15, 2019
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A red 

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(n) A new notification, private message, or friend request on Facebook, which you are alerted to via a numbered red square in the top blue banner.

Plural: Reds.
Kate: Yus, I've got a red! Somebody loves me.

Amy: You're so gay, nobody calls them that.

Kate: You're just jealous, because I get way more reds than you.
A red by Daniel Tameke August 2, 2011
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A Red Belt • a red flag • a red gay ghost • a red hard • a red headed stepchild's rental mule • A Red Monkey • a red pube • A Red Steve • A Red Tiger • A Red Velvet

A Red 

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Refers to a non-menthol cigarette.Is called a red because of the red marking on its crush proof pack.Reds are also called full flavor cigarettes or regulars.Most popular brand is the Marborolo Red.
Dude #1:Hey gotta smoke?
Dude#2:Yea here.
Dude#1:Awhh!Is it a Red?
Dude#2:Yea why?
Dude#1:Reds make me sick,take it back.
A Red by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ March 6, 2005
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a red headed stepchild's rental mule 

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Something or someone needing or getting a very severe beating.
The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!
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A Red Belt

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A red belt is only aachieved after mastering the scarlet mustache and bloody butterfly in one night! It doesnt have to be with the same chick!
Dude I got a red belt last night!

With your girl?

Hell no two dirty scoes I picked up at the bar! They were DIRTY!
A Red Belt by cleist06 October 20, 2008
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a red hard 

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is a red (end) erected penis, when a man is sexually turned on.
he had a red hard on
a red hard by dude19859 January 7, 2010
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a red pube 

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The smallest increment of measurement in relation to distance or time. An infinitesimal amount of measurement of closeness.

In relation to a smidge, smidgeon, and skosh, a red pube is the smallest measurement.
You're just a red pube away from getting zocked in the balls.
I'm just a red pube short of giving a fuck.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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