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You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!
A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.
While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"
You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse! by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019
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Apoxy Fuck
Someone who lacks all forms of good vibes. Similar to calling someone a "fuck" but worse. Someone who has naturally fuckish vibes and habits. Does and says things that are perpetually annoying and upsetting to everyone in the immediate area.
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