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A word to express that it's user is just joking or kidding around. See sike.
"Hey James, I had sex with your wife last night...KEED!"
Keed by Rad The Don July 5, 2005
Related Words
keed • keeda • keedan • keedie • keeden • Keedi • keeding • keedon • Keedyweedy • Keedang
An alternative word for "kid". Just the cooler version. Simple as that.

Now like this definition so it can go on the site. Thanks - KEEDS
keed by akbear May 17, 2021
A keed is a funny misspelled version of "kid". It is often paired up with the Tongue Wink emoji 😜 (dubbed as the keed emoji) and the Zany Face emoji 🤪. It is usually used as a come back and/or as a response to a question.

There is no straightforward definition of "keed". There is only the meme definition which goes like this:

"Keed is pro, epic and cool gamer with lots of bobux 😎👍

Kid is noobie, stupeed and has no skill 🤢🤮"

From what this tells us, a "keed" is a child who is a proffesional gamer that has lost of robux. The (apparently) exact opposite of a kid.
Bro why are you so annoying??

Because I'm keed 😜🤪.
keed by Autumn 😊 March 31, 2022
a word superiors use to call 'kid'
look at that keed

dont u think ur a little too old to be playing that? prolly playing with the lil keeds
keed by shiny September 29, 2004
"You're not responsible for Harold Lauder's actions, keed." - - Larry Underwood speaking to Francis Goldsmith - Stephen King's The Stand
Keed by Mary L July 20, 2008
\keed\, Keede \Keede\ (Kuh=ed), n. Etymol. Stoned. To be under the influence of oishii cannibus sativa; Smoked a bowl, bongload, rip, blunt, j, joint, huka, bubbler, pipe, apple, alluminum(see crackhead.), beaverbong, one-hitter-quitter, KGB(see crystals.), roach, wackie tobackie, resin, mystry hit, or a dogbone.
Obs. ``A really high animinal or bean.'' Example. "Oh man im hella, and or heckuva(freak), keed." --Totemo oishii desu.
keed by Oishii Loops December 28, 2005
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