A Pear 

A illiterate raccoon that can’t even spell a pair correctly, and is so weird

this idiot can’t even spell A Pair correctly that they spell it A Pear

A Pear by Gregstonky March 1, 2021

A Pear 

A Woman’s Adams Apple.

“Isn’t a female Adam’s apple called a pear?” -Sabrina

“...No” -Everyone

A Pear by RMEM04 December 6, 2019

Grow a pear 

The process of planting a tree that produces a pomaceous fruit of the Pyrus genus. This process can take 6 years, which gives you a lot of time to gain some courage and face your fears.

A: Ed got cold feet and chickened out on us.
B: He needs to grow a pear
A: Then he could make a fruit salad! I love fruit salad!

Grow a pear by JavaJeff March 26, 2016

partridge in a pear tree 

an unbelievably cool person

"you only wish you were as cool as a partridge in a pear tree"

partridge in a pear tree by k33p!7r33! July 25, 2008

Grow a pear 

To grow a pear is to start acting like a man and suck it up or get over it.

DUMPIE- she just broke up with me!
FRIEND- dude just grow a pear and suck it up.
OR:
BOYFRIEND- blah blah blah
PISSED GIRLFRIEND- listen, when you grow a pear call me back!

Grow a pear by Bball babe November 29, 2010

Eating a pear 

Yet another term for masturbation.

Svetlana: What's up?

You: Just eating a pear.

Svetlana: Oh, I won't interupt then, have a good time I guess.

Eating a pear by Teh Vesti sucks March 29, 2009

prickles in a pear 

From Disney Channel, meaning you're in trouble.

I forgot my homework! I guess I've got my prickles in a pear!

prickles in a pear by ywy3lover September 9, 2023