a nine 

A nine is nine grams of cocaine. someone who was addicted would buy that much and do it all day, and not have any left by the next day (if they slept at all).

"i get a nine in the morning, by the night it's just plastic"

a nine by Ben Killian May 12, 2007

A Nine On Moyai 

your average giga chad from the slippyredsocks discord server and one of the best moderators

no way A Nine On Moyai is so cool

A Nine On Moyai by A Six On Moyai July 17, 2022

Ash a Nine 

see Ashauna

A girl that walks the Las Vegas strip in search for male penises to suck and seminal fluids to swallow for free; a girl that loves to have unprotected sex with men over 40.

see Ashauna

I just fucked my neighbors daughter. Lil mama was a Ash a nine
Damn nigga. You one lucky nigga.

Ash a Nine by TonyYano August 27, 2009

lick a nine

licking a 9 volt battery.

Jeff: "Dammit, I need a rush!"
Paul: "We should lick a nine"

lick a nine by diseased sheep August 5, 2005

Pull a Nine 

To do something incredibly, obivously stupid, even when you know better.

IE: as in Client Nine from 2008 Governor-Gate in NY

Dang Zippy don't be a Ex-G and pull a nine.

Pull a Nine by Hardluck Hollywood Harold (Hx3) March 13, 2008

Ten Pounds of Camel Shit in a Nine Pound Bag 

Osama bin Laden; taken from a comedy song that parodies "Oh Susannah" and makes fun of Osama bin Laden.

"Oh bin Laden,
You fucking make me gag;
You're like ten pounds of camel shit
In a nine pound bag."

Ten Pounds of Camel Shit in a Nine Pound Bag by JustAnotherGuy February 2, 2005

bent as a nine bob note 

Extremely homosexual.

British slang, "bent" being slang for gay, and a "nine bob note" being a fictitious currency ("bob" is slang for shilling, or post-decimalization, a five pent coin).

Similar to US slang "queer as a three dollar bill".

That guy in the hot pants was bent as a nine bob note!

bent as a nine bob note by Matunos January 24, 2009