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A nine is nine grams of cocaine. someone who was addicted would buy that much and do it all day, and not have any left by the next day (if they slept at all).
"i get a nine in the morning, by the night it's just plastic"
a nine by Ben Killian May 12, 2007
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A Nine On Moyai 

your average giga chad from the slippyredsocks discord server and one of the best moderators
no way A Nine On Moyai is so cool

Ash a Nine 

see Ashauna

A girl that walks the Las Vegas strip in search for male penises to suck and seminal fluids to swallow for free; a girl that loves to have unprotected sex with men over 40.
see Ashauna

I just fucked my neighbors daughter. Lil mama was a Ash a nine
Damn nigga. You one lucky nigga.
Ash a Nine by TonyYano August 27, 2009

lick a nine

Jeff: "Dammit, I need a rush!"
Paul: "We should lick a nine"
lick a nine by diseased sheep August 5, 2005

Pull a Nine 

To do something incredibly, obivously stupid, even when you know better.

IE: as in Client Nine from 2008 Governor-Gate in NY
Dang Zippy don't be a Ex-G and pull a nine.

Ten Pounds of Camel Shit in a Nine Pound Bag 

Osama bin Laden; taken from a comedy song that parodies "Oh Susannah" and makes fun of Osama bin Laden.
"Oh bin Laden,
You fucking make me gag;
You're like ten pounds of camel shit
In a nine pound bag."

bent as a nine bob note 

Extremely homosexual.

British slang, "bent" being slang for gay, and a "nine bob note" being a fictitious currency ("bob" is slang for shilling, or post-decimalization, a five pent coin).

Similar to US slang "queer as a three dollar bill".
That guy in the hot pants was bent as a nine bob note!
bent as a nine bob note by Matunos January 24, 2009
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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