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Noun.

Not to be confused with the texas tuck a Joey is The practice of tucking your erect penis under your waistband while not wearing a shirt leaving the head of your penis exposed like a baby kangaroo in its mother’s pouch.
Zavier popped a Joey while on the beach After he walked past some baddies in order to hide his erection.
A Joey by Savagedr.phil May 28, 2020
Words you can keep
a person that will do anything for someone
'oh he picked up my pencil, carried my books and gave me a glue stick' 'what a joey'
A Joey by shazaaoxoxo March 27, 2012
"Joey" means 'cripple' and derives from the famous children's program, Blue Peter.

Blue Peter presentersinvited spina-bifida sufferer, Joey Deacon, onto the show so he could talk about life with this debilitating condition.
"can I play football with you?"

"get away from me you joey"
a joey by dan November 26, 2004
A joey is usually the name one stoned person gives to another stoned person as they start to do everything they tell em to, everything!
Stoner A: Go chippy and get me a pie
Stoner B: OK
Stoner A: Haha, Joey
a joey by Xa3r0 August 16, 2006
if you do "a joey" it means to get out your penis out regularly, attempting to entertain other people. Most commonly done on webcam.
f*cking hell kemp did a joey last night!
a joey by Broomy November 9, 2008
A guy who you meet and instantly forget as he didn't make much of an impression and is therefore rather forgettable
Mate you've met him loads of times! Really? I don't remember he must of been a bit of a Joey.
A Joey by Pozzyp September 13, 2014

A Joey Ramone

When somebody puts something in someone's drink but then they see them up close and realize they have made a terrible mistake.
Remember that one time somebody gave Gary a Joey Ramone.
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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