A foot long 

If you're searching this you're either a horse or a subway sandwhich, either way it ends wrong.

/Foot/ from the latin word kinky or over-whelming.

Jesus! This rat's gotta be atleast a foot long

A foot long by Mr.Knoledgeable September 19, 2021

Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick 

A man is teasing and turning on women by wearing tight spandex shorts or tight jeans showing the outline of his penis, and at the same time conversing in risque, sexy conversation with women, knowing that they are checking out the outline of his dick and getting turned on and horny for some cock.

All Bad Ass Wally does all day his hang out on the corner wearing his spandex shorts and engaging in sex talk with all the women who pass by to check out his cock showing through his shorts. Bad ASs Wally loves to spend all day Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick.

Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick by sammy1 November 17, 2006

split a footlong 

either performing an Eiffel Tower with two penises at approximately 6 inches in length, or a single individual entering two women at once, using two approximately 6 inch penile objects

Hey man, would you like to split a footlong?
Nah, I don't like Subway.
Ok, your loss bro.

split a footlong by frhwdofnursekaj August 31, 2017

A Lew Bear Footlong 

A large male member slathered in salad and coleslaw with a possible side of cookies

When the night need to end in a bang and you need an explosion in your mouth always go for a A Lew Bear Footlong

A Lew Bear Footlong by The Northern One October 10, 2021