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A quick way for a fag to show that he is really all about the cock.
"hey fellas, I played my flute like a little school girl for you today now can I please play the skin flute
a flute by Skinny Pimp November 12, 2003
The process of resinating a bowl of cannabis through the carburetor.
it's kicked? pass that piece over here i'm gonna flute it.
a flute by matt November 15, 2003

blow it like a flute 

Basically something Luhan said that has ruined his life.
Blow it like a flute - blow job, when a girl goes down on the guy or guy on guy.
Luhan: I see you're still single Yixing
Yixing: I see you still haven't gotten anyone to blow it like a flute
blow it like a flute by Idkidkidk January 11, 2017

Blow it like a flute 

For all you kpop fans that have gathered to find out what Luhan meant
Blow it like a flute- to give one a blowjob
Luhan- I told my girl to blow it like a flute last night.
Jun- But you ain't got a girl bro.

National kiss a flute player day 

January 17, Kiss a flutist any flutist
“Omg are you a flute player? Can I kiss you? It is National kiss a flute player day”

gayer than a pink flute 

adj. Very gay. An out-gayer of gay people. Flaming homosexuals look at you and say "OMG. That dude is G-A-Y!"
Kenny Chesney is gayer than a pink flute. Super cute. Too bad I hate country music.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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