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a Driver 

- noun

someone who when playing video games, moves the controller in front of him/her self to mimic the movements of his/her character.

especially funny when done with non-racing games, ie. jerking the controller up when making Mario perform a difficult jump
"Stop being a DRIVER; you almost knocked over my mom's vase!"

"Ryan was such a DRIVER he yanked the nintendo right off the shelf. Now we cant play Contra no more."
a Driver by steve ryanson May 1, 2009

hit that like a drunk driver 

how quick you would have sex with a really hot chick
damn she's hot
i'd hit that like a drunk driver

Punch a bus driver 

A saying used when you are so angry that your years of public school bus humility comes out and gives you the urge to punch a former or current busdriver
When Kip got kicked in the dick by Seth , the pain angered him to the point of screaming out, " IM GONNA FUCKIN PUNCH A BUS DRIVER!"

half a bad driver 

a person who is half asain, half non asain, and attempts to operate a motor vehicle
Its Ok my half asain freind, you will only be half a bad driver
half a bad driver by rick gibbs November 25, 2003

son of a Volvo driver 

One who's parents or parent drives a Volvo who will also most likely carry on the family tradition of being a prick and driving in a manner that does nothing but piss off other motorists.
Jim "what was that guys issue"?
Terry: "must have been son of a Volvo driver".

"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX 

"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX
"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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