A date

Technically a date can be defined as a previously planned occasion to meet to engage in a mutually agreed-upon activity, where a drink or two shall be had, and lots of laughs at a hockey game with two really awesome people.

Jennifer and kelly are going on a date, where they plan on having a great time

by Identity88 November 27, 2011

A Date

Something that I'll never get.

Especially Will. He'll never get a date.

by Coxeninpantshelp April 7, 2021

a date

a date is when you eat food with a person

dude 1"hey ive been on heaps of dates"
dude 2"since when you fridget"
dude 1"i saw this definition on urban dictionary that a date is when you eat food with a person"
song starts playing *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
if youse dont get this reference imma be cut

by tomaswella April 15, 2019

A Date With Rosie Palms

A euphemism for prolonged masturbation.

Guy A: Mark's been in there for a damn long time.

Guy B: Yeah, he had a date with rosie palms.

by Rosie Palms' pimp. December 16, 2011

a date with Pam and her five friends

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
tug-o-war with the Cyclops
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

"Jimmy couldn't find a real date, so instead had a date with Pam and her five friends."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters

1. n. a wank

You: I've got a date tonight!
Your mate: Yeah I heard! A date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters!

by Anonymous January 8, 2003

A Date with Cristofori

When a musician says they have a date with Cristofori, they are referring to Bartolomeo Cristofori, the inventor of the pianoforte. It means they need to go practice the piano.

Girl 1: Want to go to the basketball game tonight? I have an extra ticket.

Girl 2: Sorry. I have a date with Cristofori.

by memusic March 12, 2012