Failing an exam really basly by answering the wrong question or cheating in an exam with littlechance of success.
Kevin: How was the Georgraphy exam?
Dave: Ah Man, I did a Christian Beaumont and forgot to answer 2 of the questions.
Kevin: Oh god, you did a Christian Beaumont
A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.
"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)
Meaning to be caught unaware due to being maniacly focused on something, in place that with retrospecks,was not a good place to be, leading to incarceration.
At 3am the light from the 7-11 dumpster caught the attention of a cop,that saw it coming from a head lamp and knew someone was about to pull-a-christian.
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.