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A Christian 

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When you hit a golf ball from one side of the green to the other.
For christs sake…. I’ve done A Christian. I’m off to the Red Lion, I’ll see you there.
A Christian by Ze Germans. February 16, 2024

Did a Christian Beaumont 

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Failing an exam really basly by answering the wrong question or cheating in an exam with little chance of success.
Kevin: How was the Georgraphy exam?
Dave: Ah Man, I did a Christian Beaumont and forgot to answer 2 of the questions.
Kevin: Oh god, you did a Christian Beaumont
Did a Christian Beaumont by FuseWorld February 19, 2011

Taking a Christian 

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Taking a Day off from work, because Christian is the colleague that always is on holiday.
I'm taking a Christian on Monday if that's OK?
Taking a Christian by Schnodi2 August 17, 2022

sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance 

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A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.
"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)

Pulling a Christian 

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The act in which pre-mature ejaculation, is brought to a much shorter period of time where, you can blow a load in less that twelve seconds.
Girl: Last night, my boyfriend was going to fuck me,
and he started Pulling a Christian.

Girl2: What a fucking loser, if I had a guy who started Pulling a Christian, I'd beat the piss out of him.
Pulling a Christian by Rckys October 14, 2010

pull-a-christian 

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Meaning to be caught unaware due to being maniacly focused on something, in place that with retrospecks,was not a good place to be, leading to incarceration.
At 3am the light from the 7-11 dumpster caught the attention of a cop,that saw it coming from a head lamp and knew someone was about to pull-a-christian.
pull-a-christian by youcanhandleit December 2, 2014
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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