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Catch a buff 

Getting head from a girl.

In rare cases, it is a synonym for catching a body.
“Yo boys I’m trying to catch a buff tonight. I’m hoping for Jane”
Catch a buff by Buffcatcher1 March 22, 2021

Hum and a Buff 

A Humm and a Buff is a blow job.
She gave me a Hum and a Buff with a screamer and swallowed the evidence.
Hum and a Buff by Ben Dover October 20, 2004

run me a buff 

give me a blow job or "blow me"
Boss: Hey John, why don't you stay late tonight?
John: Why don't you run me a buff?
run me a buff by Bill Smif April 7, 2006

cop a buff 

1.To get head
2.Get your dicked sucked
3.Put your cock in a girls mouth and deep throat the shit out of her
After i cop a buff from a dominican bitch i jizzed in her eye

Getting a buff 

yo last night while i was getting a buff from that blonde chick she choked on my dick
Getting a buff by E-manz June 3, 2010

The A-Buff 

A girl that continually teases you verbally with sexual intimations and innuendos without the intent of following through on any of them. Ever.
Dude I was at this bar and this girl was the definition of The A-Buff. She said she would have sex with me but then just left me sitting there.
The A-Buff by Josh Vinski March 25, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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