A Smooth

To do a smooth: To punch above one's wait in the dating world.
Shortened version of: A smooth operator
Someone who may be older, balding or such and yet manages to date or marry somebody far more attractive.

The man who married cameron diaz in "Hitch" is A Smooth!

A Smooth by littlem123 October 22, 2010

A Smooth Saddle 

A Smooth Saddle- When a girl doesn't have a vagina. she has nothing, it's like a "smooth saddle." therefore; she is a smooth saddle. From the TV Show, The League.

It didn’t happen to me, but in high school, we definitely convinced a guy that his girlfriend was a smooth saddle. This went on for months. Then he finally got in her pants and came back saying, “You know, I think she is a smooth saddle.” And we were like, “Uh huh! We told you!” Then it was, like, another few weeks when he was talking to a teacher about it, and they were like, “What are you talking about?!” It was one of the greatest moments of my life.

A Smooth Saddle by hmclark19 May 11, 2014

sneakin a smooth peek 

this defines an action performed by a man who constantly checks out his newly shaved arms and or legs in different positions, mostly flexing, while carrying on a conversation with others and trying to be discreet about it.

Did you see Drew talkin' to Mandy last night?
Yeah, she said she couldn't stop laughin cause he was sneakin a smooth peek the whole time.
What a douche!

sneakin a smooth peek by freewonderman August 26, 2009

Bust a Smooth 

To have a quick smoke.

"After recess, let's go 'Bust a Smooth' before we head back to class."

Bust a Smooth by AmPed September 16, 2005

on a smooth one 

high on some really good drugs like cocaine, ecstasy, molly,

DAMMM YOUR ON A SMOOTH ONE!!!

on a smooth one by JUAN LOMELI September 2, 2014

your a very smooth boy 

When you asked out the girl you have a crush on via google docs and they say that your a very smooth boy.

“Keno your a very smooth boy”

your a very smooth boy by Hjff F gn October 10, 2019

Smooth as a pickle 

The opposite of being smooth

"Derek, how's your day going?"

"It's about as smooth as a pickle."

Smooth as a pickle by Pickled donkey December 18, 2019