Inspired by Shannon Noll's obvious underarm sweat problem at the MTV AVMAs when recieving an award. This saying 'Got a bit of a Shannon Noll going on there' describes those moments in life when you are suffering from serious sweat issues and need to describe it without going I HAVE BO AND I HAVE A POOL OF SWEAT!!
"Ewww I'm all hot and sweaty, I've got a bit of a Shannon Noll going on there"
Every year on August 31st, tell a friend/colleague/person you went to school with for a couple years before you moved/ enemy named Shannon that they are a dumbass.
Oh hey, it's August 31st. You're a dumbass, Shannon. You know, because it's Shannon is a dumbass day.
To commit to attending an event 100% and then not showing up. Especially if someone questions whether or not you will actually show up and you make a point of confirming you absolutely will attend.
"Hey wasn't Ben coming to the party tonight, I saw he RSVP'd and he told me he was coming?"
"Yeah, he said he was coming, but apparently he decided he was pulling a Shannyn instead"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!