A smelly shelly On you're fingers

Sniff my smelly shellys.

The smelly shelly test is to sniff fingers for aroma of genitalia. Let me sniff you for smelly shelly. I love to sniff my smelly shelly. Why everybody sniffing me smelly shelly. Rosie meet smelly shelly! If you don't believe me sniff my smelly shelly. Mr. President may we toke on smelly shelly cigars?

a smelly shelly by Funky Fingers October 27, 2013

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A Smelly Ahren

“Ahren” was a famous German philosopher than famously didn’t shower. “A smelly Ahren” would be failing to shower to the point of unbearable stench.

I was sitting next to this guy on the train, he was definitely doing “a smelly Ahren”

A Smelly Ahren by John “Wee Mad Yin” Paul December 1, 2020

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Post a Smelly

A fart

Damn dude, why did you have to "post a smelly" without warning me?

Post a Smelly by dreambig26 December 10, 2010

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a stinky smelly pussy.

a vagina belonging to one who smells of andouille sausage and clam flavored nipples.

The young boy regurgitated with the aroma of a stinky smelly pussy. hitting his nose waves.

a stinky smelly pussy. by Tamara Williams September 30, 2006

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Rancid Twat Syndrome

My doctor has a stinky smelly pussy.

a stinky smelly pussy. by Dizzyace September 25, 2006

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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