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An inexplicably horrible marine. Only person capable of achieving a speeding ticket on the California I-5. Incapable of any cognitive thinking or common sense, no sense of direction and the coordnation of a deaf bat without wings and cerebral palsy.

A marine PFC named root the boot.

A Root is garbage

A Root by FOXMANJ August 18, 2013

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Hug a root

wrapping yourself around someones penis.

wrapping yourself around a hard penis, hug a root

Hug a root by duck21 August 23, 2009

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Grab a root and grawl

The act of masterbating so in depth that one is totally oblivious to thier surroundings and oftening letting out growling and hollering sound at the point of ejaculation!

Also used as a term of endeerment!
ie..Dude I am going to take my final exam.
Ok man Grab a root and grawl!

Hey Joey where are you going? Tonya, don't worry I am going to grab a root and grawl!

Grab a root and grawl by Big Sexy 911 September 28, 2006

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pop a root

when a male gets an erection.

That girl was so fine she made me pop a root!

pop a root by tightiewhitie April 26, 2011

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hang a root

Yet another term for defecating.

I'll catch up with you later, after I go hang a root.

hang a root by Refugee July 15, 2004

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Hang a root

A male taking a piss. For a guy to take a pee.

Hang on a second, I gotta hang a root.

Hang a root by Cisco5169 June 6, 2021

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Well fuck a duck and root a chicken!

A term used when expressing extreme surprise

Well fuck a duck and root a chicken! I had no idea!

Well fuck a duck and root a chicken! by NutsAboutHarry May 7, 2011

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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