A "Puertorican Calzone" is when a naked man (usually after sex) tucks his testicles between his legs so they are exposed from behind. He then lays on his stomach and a girl proceeds to give him "cosquillita" (gently running her fingertips on his skin) all over his back, shoulders, ass and balls.
Yo, my girl gave me a Puertorican Calzone last night n put me RIGHT to sleep.
by Tramposo December 14, 2009
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