a puppy

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A young (cute) dog
travis: woah a puppy! when did you get him?!? jack: The horse-pitol (tee-hee)

by bop was taken November 8, 2020

kill a puppy

To masturbate, said exclusively by females.

An offshoot from kill a kitten.

"He's very hot. I may kill a puppy or two tonight."

by A Farkette November 18, 2002

Holding a puppy

When someone nefarious does something shamelessly obvious to improve their image.

Sarah Palin claims to have gay friends, pretty sure she is just holding a puppy on that one.

Stephen Harper's blue sweater, why not just wear a puppy? He's obviously holding one.

Why wasn't Kobe's wife literally holding a puppy at the 'i cheated didn't rape' press conference?

Eliot Spiltzer's wife at the press conference is the most insincere holding of a puppy ever.

Elin Nordegren refused to hold a puppy at Tiger Wood's press conference.

by SousedBergin June 4, 2010

*kills a puppy*

used in threads, like on facebook or myspace, to show that someone has just asked a question which has been asked a million times before and to which the answer is obvious.

Greg: Hey, what's up with the whole puppy killing thing?

Jordan: *kills a puppy*

by ribbitt January 11, 2008

you are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

That is correct ☆𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙬𝙩𝙮☆

You are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

by Cloudii.vss April 29, 2021

duck of a puppy

large dog that curls up and sleeps like a duck would. It also thinks that it is a lap dog and at times will flap its ears like a duck flaps its wings. It never becomes an adult dog it is always a puppy.

Look at how big of a duck of a puppy she is.

by Zoe Mae February 8, 2010

3 dudes and a puppy

The bestest cartoon out there!!!!

I love 3 dudes and a puppy

by Jason Dawne May 30, 2006