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When you make out with two girls within minutes of each other with them both knowing about each other
That dude pulled a noah at the party last night
A noah by Selliott24 June 1, 2017
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When making out with two seperate girls that are coincidentally best friends in a short period of time. Then after reaping the benefits begins to freak out.
Me: dude I made out with Payton and Ashley... what do I do....
Bro: dude you just pulled a Noah...
Me: I know man what do I do *crys*
A Noah by BigBona69 June 1, 2017

Pull a Noah

(verb) A ridiculous habit of needing to hit 12 hours per night in order to function like a regular human. Anything less results in temporary shut down after lunch and significant decrease in frontal lobe activity.
Person A: Where have you been?!
Person B: Bruhhh, I pulled a noah and only just woke up. What's for dinner?

or

Person A: It's gonna be a long night... need to pull a noah before we hit Sukhumvit.
Pull a Noah by singsingtuesday October 17, 2019

Pulling a Noah 

When someone says or does something relating to an old or outdated meme that only they would find funny.
"Double dab. Double nae nae."
"He is pulling a Noah right now."
Pulling a Noah by Vickilmao December 25, 2016

Pull a Noah

When when of your friends is pretending to be asleep, you say "Hey, you wanna have sex with me?" to anyone next to you, male or female.
Dylan: *pretending to be asleep*
Person: Hey, wanna pull a Noah?
Dylan: *GETS UP* THERE WILL BE NONE OF THAT.
Pull a Noah by aaaaclls March 27, 2009

Roast A Noah Day 

On November 30th, everyone named Noah can be roasted.
Hey, Noah, it's November 30th!
Sorry Noah, it's Roast A Noah Day.
Roast A Noah Day by merciivy October 25, 2020

Pull A Noah

When your friend says Brb, and never comes back
You and three friends are in a call
Noah: Brb
40 Minutes Later
You: Did he just pull a Noah
Friends: Yeah
Pull A Noah by TTTbbbbbT May 15, 2018
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