A Madison
Went to a art opening yesterday where a Madison tried to explain to me why she relates to brown and black pain because she too has had struggles.
A Madison by Jacque Joose July 14, 2021
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Pull a madison
To uninvite someone to an event. Usually referred to when talking about a dance (homecoming, semi formal, prom, etc.)
Ugh she is such a hoe she is gonna pull a Madison on Juan. Now Juan is gonna have no date to semi thanks to that hoe bag.
Pull a madison by Madisonotterbean February 14, 2017
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Pulling a Madison
The act of fingering a girl, ceasing to perform any other sexual acts with that girl, and then never talking to her again.
Pulling a Madison by scottj007 January 4, 2012
Pulling a Madison
When someone you make plans with in person ignores your messages regarding the plans, seening and seemingly staying offline to avoid answering you, particularly on the eve of the planned event.
Jim: "It's 1.30 why aren't you with Kate? didn't you guys make plans to hang at 12?"
Bob:" Yeah, but she didn't show up and she isn't responding to her messages."
Jim: "What a bitch, she's totally Pulling a Madison"
Bob:" Yeah, but she didn't show up and she isn't responding to her messages."
Jim: "What a bitch, she's totally Pulling a Madison"
Pulling a Madison by Spicy fresh March 11, 2017
doing a dolley madison
I'm doing a Dolley madison by breaking the picture frames and packing everything in my house after someone told me I had to evacuate the area.
doing a dolley madison by Ya local lesbian!14 February 28, 2021
A Maddison Soon
A unit of time roughly equivalent to the amount of time it takes for a squirrel to plan a road trip — enthusiastic at first, but with endless scenic detours. Commonly understood to mean anywhere between ‘later today’ and ‘the heat death of the universe.
A Maddison Soon by sedski April 26, 2025
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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