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a million
a million by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005
A-million-to-Juan
The odds that a Mexican will ever be president of the United States. Not to be confused with Juan to Juan: the odds that if a Mexican is elected president, he will be named Juan.
Pedro: Hooray! Did you hear the news?
Hector: Si, Juan Alvarez is the new President Elect!
Pedro: Si, it was a-million-to-Juan shot!
Hector: Si!
Hector: Si, Juan Alvarez is the new President Elect!
Pedro: Si, it was a-million-to-Juan shot!
Hector: Si!
A-million-to-Juan by tedwilli9 December 9, 2008
a million o'clock
a million o'clock by limacon October 6, 2013
A million billion
Dustin: I drank so much beer last night, I think I set a new world record.
David: How much did you have?
Dustin: A million billion.
Andrew: You had five you dumb shit.
David: How much did you have?
Dustin: A million billion.
Andrew: You had five you dumb shit.
A million billion by Paul da Wall November 26, 2007
a million and fuck
An absolutely or relatively very large number, emphatically, with disregard for exactitude, and disdain for the fact of being large.
Rolling Stone: "So, Greatest Musician Ever, just how many copies of The Greatest Song Ever have you sold?"
GME: "A million and fuck, man."
Or:
Michael Phelps won a million and fuck gold medals in the 2008 Summer Olympics.
GME: "A million and fuck, man."
Or:
Michael Phelps won a million and fuck gold medals in the 2008 Summer Olympics.
a million and fuck by tmon March 17, 2011
A Million Times
Having done something often. Not usually meant as a literal one million times you have done something.
A Million Times by BGinjur October 12, 2018
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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