A lame is when you stuff 3-4 golf balls in a condom, then fill it with water, tie it off, and put it in the freezer. You use a lame by fucking your girl with it like a regular dildo. She will like the cold from the ice, then as the ice melts she will enjoy the texture of the golf balls. This was created by eskimos.
Shaney I hear you like to fuck your girlfriend with a lames that you had made in your igloo. She is a chubby whale of a muk, and also a squirter, right?
Yeah, using a lame means that she doesnt feel as bad about ruining all of the clean sheets since the melted ice would make a mess of it's own. In shaktoolik there aren't a lot of other options for young lesbians.
a fat lame person with no morals.
also known as a "couch potato".
or just a lifeless obeist.
1.) Jesus, Tom. You are such a Lame-a-fatic! Maybe when you lose about 150 pounds, you can chill with us. Until then..Get your ass off of the couch and get a life while your at it, asswhipe!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*