A Jizz

1 Jizz = 5 milliliters.
Jizz is a volume that can be converted to other volumes. 1 jizz is the average amount jizz you ejaculate each time.

“How much vanilla do you need?”
“1 A jizz”

by Maidress June 4, 2021

A jizz

A unit of measuring a squirt of a condiment of your choice, With a thicker texture ie. Mayonnaise ranch or Ceasars dressing, although part of the dressing family a vinaigrette is not used in reference to this unit of measure,

Waiter this salad is dry can I get a jizz of dressing please and thanks.

by CoDizzle_11 March 27, 2024

A jizz skip

a woman who is filled up like a skip full of man cum

your mum is a jizz skip

by lango1945 May 12, 2016

Take a jizz for my wizz

Another way of saying"i need to pee"

Yo man i really gots to take a jizz for my wizz

by MarvelosityReigns November 7, 2009

Take a jizz

A term to use for masturbating.

I have to go take a jizz.

by Joseph smith123 December 14, 2017

Invis-a-Jizz

The smell of jizz in the air even though there is none.

Mr. X: you smell that?
Mr. Y: smell what?
Mr. X: That Invis-a-Jizz, it smells terrible

by Mr. Z, Mr. X, and Mr. Y April 27, 2009

take a jizz

1) Drop a load of baby batter
2) shoot some spooge out the wanker

Your ol’ lady gave me blue balls, I really need to take a jizz

My ol’ lady caught me jerking off, so I had to stop, now I got blue balls and I really need to take a jizz

by KaySee101 October 26, 2017