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A Golden Ticket 

When you take a shit and discover that you do not have to wipe. Pretty much the best feeling ever especially when there is no paper.
Dude I was out of toilet paper but I had a golden ticket so I got out lucky.
A Golden Ticket by mr jew da man November 3, 2010

A Golden Ticket 

When a female gets with a male that uses (Trojan) 'Magnums'. She receives "A Golden Ticket". Magnums are wrapped in a golden wrapper.
Shelly: "How was your date with Doug?"
Natalia: "It was awesome, I got a golden ticket!"
Shelly: "You lucky Bitch!"

Chasing a Golden Ticket

Refers to a friend that has not gotten laid in sometime, so that when he/she does get an opportunity they will abandon you in your current state to chase after the chance to get get laid even if it isnt 100% certain
Why did Joe just leave?

Hes off chasing a golden ticket.

He's what?

His wife might put out tonight.

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026