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a bong made out of a bottle of some kind, when there is nothing else to use... can be made with a hollowed pen shaft also... good times
stoner1: dude my bowl is broke
stoner2: what should we do?
stoner1: i haven't smoked out of a ghetto in like 4 years dude, get some foil , grab that pen, and lemme see your lighter... this one is gonna be fuckin sweet
a ghetto by vince____ June 2, 2007
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(n.) A dangling object that can be attached to your cell phone for simply decorative purposes. Is simply a chain or string attached to a charm or other object.
Jordan: "Ah, hold on someone just texted me."
Scott: "Hey what's that hanging off the top of your cell?"
Jordan: "Wha-oh this? It's just a ghetto my friend got me. It just kind've sits there and swings..."
A Ghetto by J is for Jojo September 29, 2008

A Ghetto Condom

Someone who is too cheap to use a real condom and ends wraping up their "Package" up in some seran wrap
Dave was too cheap to buy a real condom so he used a ghetto condom and now his girl is pregnat
A Ghetto Condom by fbdiuwfd'aidsf December 9, 2008

a ghetto christmas carol 

A ghetto Christmas Carol is a great song by the rapper “xxxtentacion” it’s perfect to vibe to when you’re chilling
Man A ghetto Christmas Carol hits the spot

A Ghetto Condom

When someone is too cheap to buy a real condom for there "package" and they end up using seran wrap for protection.... and it doesnt help at all
Dave was too cheap to buy a real condom so he used a ghetto condom and now his girl is knocked up!!!
A Ghetto Condom by fbdiuwfd'aidsf December 10, 2008

A Ghetto Condom

A banana peel, peeled from the bottom (not the stem end). It is placed on the erect penis and then secured by wrapping the peel with tape in critical spots. With the stem still attatched it is located at the head of the penis thusly allowing it to double as a free method of abortion as it would scrape out any fetus located in the wome. Works best for those with a curved penis. Not recommended for anal intercourse without first removing the stem.
"She was quite moist and ready to engage in sexual intercourse. But being the gentleman that I am, I refused politely as I had no form of protection. She then pointed to a fruit basket. She peeled the banana, inserted the edible portion into her anus, and then secured the peel to my erect willy creating 'A Ghetto Condom' and awaited penetration. While engaging in intercourse I noticed I had pulled out a 7 month old fetus. Upon dicovering this my willy turned flacid and I fled with great swiftness"

A Ghetto Condom

a small or big sock, which ever you prefer
joe didnt have a condom so he used a sock as a ghetto condom
A Ghetto Condom by gudghuge January 9, 2008
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