A fat bowling ball sized human, that thinks all of his jokes are funny. In reality no ones fucking laughing at them and everyone wants to kill themselves when he speaks. When he hangs out with "friends" he try's doing some dumbass clock dance that caused an earthquake when he fell to the ground. He also might be retarded due to blurting of random ass sounds
A darling is a female that is always in need of help and attention and probably deserves it. But will not notice any one but the absolute dog. And will shed all her belongings, since of self, family and friends including her children so she can run to keep up with the the worst choice possible
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.