a Charles Bronson is when you preform oral sex with a female and after words you upper lip smells like straight dooks, because that hoe wipes from the front when she poops
to make plans and cancel them without informing any of the involved parties, accompanied by refusal to any means of communication preceding and during the time frame in which the plans should have partook; typically followed by a number of excuses the next day.
He's supposed to be at my party right now but no one can get a hold of him; I think he's trying to pull a charles.
Cheshire rhyming slang for a bowel movement or “turd”. “Going for a Charles” is an abbreviation of “Going for a King Charles the Third”. First used following the coronation of King Charles III of the United Kingdom and Commonwealth in 2022 by Jamie Campbell. This phrase is expected to replace the previous “Going for a Richard the Third” / “Going for a Richard”.
Before we head out to pick up some cans from
Bargain Booze, I’m going for a Charles.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.