A Camastro

Having a house party and telling everyone to bring anyone they want until it turns into a bloodthirsty partysplosion that involves having a wasted Aidan speak to cops and your neighbors about how it wasn't your fault

Man, that party turned out to be such a Camastro!

by Frankiepal73 August 15, 2015

A catastrophe

Any group or collective of professional drivers, usually van drivers, especially white van drivers

'Oh look, there's a catastrophe happening over there having a right old moan about everything.' Or 'I've just been in the canteen and you wouldn't believe there's a catastrophe all standing around the free sausage rolls'.

by Mr sparkles March 22, 2023

A Biblical Catastrofuck

The definition of a non comparable and non redeemable messed large scale mess up beyond any historically reconcilable measure and or action. ( An immeasurable (faux pas) Castastrophy in Biblical terms and beyond

"Your behavior and actions are tantamount to a biblical catastrofuck"

by Nhlamza February 8, 2019