A Buttfuck
A Buttfuck by honextly September 19, 2022
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Buttfuck a baby duck
When things have gone so wrong beyond "fuck a duck" status. Coined with the implication that pedophilia is one of the worst things to do as a human, coupled with the connotation of humiliation associated with the unwilling recepient of anal sex.
That stupid bitch had to loudly tell me, "Good luck on the statutory charges," in front of that playground. Buttfuck a baby duck.
Buttfuck a baby duck by Farty McFucker March 16, 2009
Son of a Butt Fuck
A son of a bitch who is also a piece of shit.
Often used as, but not limited to, a term of endearment from step-fathers toward their unwanted step-children.
Often used as, but not limited to, a term of endearment from step-fathers toward their unwanted step-children.
Son of a Butt Fuck by Mister Knut October 16, 2012
suck a butt fuck
suck a butt fuck by Kateluu September 20, 2019
don't be a butt fuck
don't be a butt fuck by Relic8 March 8, 2011
i wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it
Slang. It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.
Hey he’s touching my ass! Yeah I was going to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Why would you say that? It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.
i wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it by B-rizzle June 27, 2019
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